INTRODUCTIONS: Post HERE

Well, here we are, the introductions. Seems we've come a long way, doesn't it? Ten minutes of work, followed by three hours of WTFISGOINGONHOWDOIDOTHIS followed by ten more minutes of having someone help me do work.

I guess I'll go first.

You may call me...Tim.

(Obligatory Monty Python Reference)

Or Caldwell.

I am the admin but have very little idea of how to do this so don't hate me. Wait till you get to know me before you do that.

I'm cynical and love dark irony.

I have a meticulous attention to detail when it comes to RP backstories and characters. This site is proof of that.

I am a furry and will attempt to fursuit this year.

I'll have an image up as soon as my scanner stops hating me.

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Quote of the Day:
"Jack-o-Lanterns, like most other things in life, are better with bees. SMASH IT...I DARE YOU."
-RPC

Hey, I'm Darkgozaruf. Yes, that is my name; no, I will not help you pronounce it. Get it right the first time like good little girls and boys, Mkay?

I am a man of intellect and stupidity; of wit and retardation; of seriousness and humor; and of the ways of the Fail and its ever loving partner, randomness. As with the one who has posted before me, I am no good at the short introduction, so bear with me on this.

You know, actually, I don't know what to put here exactly... so...
Uhmmmm... if you want to know about me more, send me a message I guess...
Uh... uh... Always remember to brush your teeth twice a day...
And, Welcome to the Forum!

And remember kids:
I'm not afraid to bring the Woothammer down upon you...
And I have a nice heaping spoonful of failurecake waiting!

And if you're reading this... Caldwell... I can't think of anything better than what you've just read, so don't yell at me! D:

Heyla!

My name is Kare, but I also go by Zeke, Guardian, Sai, Rei, Dragon, and just about anything else you can get me to answer to including my twin brother's name. My twin brother has now forgotten my birthday twice, which I tend to think is hilarious.

I'm a certified veterinary technician by trade, which by definition also means I'm insane. I decided to be a vet tech to support being a writer. There was a logic fail in there somewhere, as vet techs simply don't make decent money. But hey, puppies and kittens! Who doesn't love those? The vet med field has horribly skewed my sense of humour and barbarically slaughtered my attention span.

I spend most of my free time writing and I have an addiction to editing. I have a main original project I'm working on, but I also began writing fanfiction on a dare years ago and found it was fun. I still do write fanfiction, and I can see that my writing has improved with practice. Fun fact: Googling my actual name brings no results that are me, but Googling GuardianSaiyoko brings a couple pages of results that are almost all me. I don't know how that happened, exactly.

I will cease this long-winded introduction here, lest it become more long-winded.